Lets Meet In The Purgatory Of My Hips And Get Well


Still in love with my prom make up



Once I become 18 and can do what I want legally with my body, it’s over for you hos



Really want some piercings? Any suggestion



Can we talk about how stunningly photogenic this puppy is


threefootroo:

harryssugarplumbum:

my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome

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Via asleep or dead

squeeful:

ups-official:

iyazo:

ups-official:

iyazo:

fed-ex-official:

ups-official:

laughingmeerkat:

your package has been delivered

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

When you need fast delivery we come through

@ups-official

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I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

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just destroy any competition. yeah i see you..

That’s how we roll

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.



grandthriftoutro:

Shoes like these wind up at Goodwill because the person was honest with themselves: They simply couldn’t handle the power of flamingo-toed shoes. Whoever you are, thank you for your honesty. Someone WILL come along, and it will be like pulling the sword from the stone. 


i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

hotephoetips:

hotephoetips:

hotephoetips:

hotephoetips:

hotephoetips:

hotephoetips:

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

i know too much about bees to watch this movie

Via

chickenwingdip:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

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